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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:15

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

-mwahh

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”